Thread: Haywire Spit
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05-02-2018, 04:23 PM #11
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I was thinking of the number of times I've seen people drop trou and do their business while I've been tailrace fishing. No discretion whatsoever. Bathrooms are a quarter mile away... My girlfriend doesn't like to go fishing there for that reason. The striper diaper could solve that problem... Then again so could a game warden and a few tickets.
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05-02-2018, 08:09 PM #12
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I'm a little hesitant to lend my name and status to diapers---I guess it all Depends....
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05-02-2018, 08:20 PM #13
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05-02-2018, 09:22 PM #14
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If you don’t want striped diaper, haywire, how bout the haywire catheter.
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05-02-2018, 10:36 PM #15
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Pokenfish---Very, very carefully look at those two words "Haywire" and "catheter". Each, alone, has negative and scary overtones. Put the two together and they may cause a permanent shift in the fabric of space as we know it. We really don't want to go there.
On the other hand, I am thinking of a device designed especially for fishermen---gonna call it the pisscator.Last edited by Haywire; 05-02-2018 at 10:39 PM. Reason: Dog ran away
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05-03-2018, 08:41 AM #16
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Just get you a condom cath and hook the drain to run down past your shoe.. just dont stand on the cement, keep it where you dribble down the planks
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05-03-2018, 03:47 PM #17
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I NEVER dreamed this fun little post would go this far and never in this direction. But it's funny...
I’ll be sliding into town March 10-14. Can you have it warm and sunny for me then? And also, how about having the fish biting??? :D
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