[quote author=FinChaser link=topic=2620.msg24638#msg24638 date=1361632554]
[quote author=john g link=topic=2620.msg24607#msg24607 date=1361576308]
Almost sounds like Abbot and Costello's "Who's on First" skit.
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[font=comic sans ms][size=12pt]Who fishes at the pass?
Which pass?
THE PASS!
Lagoon Pass?
No West Pass!
Oh that is Alabama Point Pass!
You mean Perdido Pass?
No, I mean the other pass!
Which Pass?
THE PASS!

You’re a Dumb ass, it is the Cut Off Pass!
Where is that…………..?
Oh you mean the Weir!
The Where?
No, the Weir!
OK, this getting too weird.
I still like to fish the Weir!

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An Ode to Weir

Were we fishing near the weir?
Where the weir, we are wary,
West of here, or east, or nary?
To the weir we're quite contrary,
Fishing the weir can be quite 'hairy'!

Were we writing of the weir?
Of where it lie, at least in theory,
west of here, or east, it's eerie.
Reading of the weir makes the eyes bleary.
Talk of the weir can sure get weary!

Let's close this now before we're teary!


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