Thread: Parasites in Spanish mackerel?

Originally Posted by CarlF

And those long stringy "worms" are actually antennae we insert in the fish to see if anyone is taking over their possession limit back home after a 3 day weekend.
some of the black dots are GPS trackers that feed the data to the antennae.

HAH!

I've got those suckers fooled. I wrap my fish in foil to block the trackers.

I use the same stuff I use for my tinfoil hat.

Many people do not understand the science behind tinfoil hattery. Some argue that the shiny side should be out and others say shiny side in. The poor dolts do not understand the basic science.

One should wear the shiny side OUT to block the government transmissions INTO your brain while they mind-control you. Wear it shiny side IN to keep the bastiges from reading your thoughts.

Obviously a double layer is required for complete control.

Not all of the cognoscenti who wear double layered hats know yet another important detail. The shiny side IN layer should be on the inside and the shiny side OUT layer on the outside for maximum protection.

This message a public service...

Wire,
ive found them to be quite common as you describe. When you dig them out the smear like tar balls. I thought maybe they may have something to do with the oil spill since I havnt seen them previously. I actually took a sample to Brent who was going to have it anilyzed, but never heard back. They were actually more prevalent last year and havnt seen many of the small blacks flecks this year.

High probability its not oil spill related, there probably aren't any Spanish macs still alive that were here when the oil spill was going on 8 years ago. They don't live very long.

Originally Posted by frednic

HAH!

I've got those suckers fooled. I wrap my fish in foil to block the trackers.

I use the same stuff I use for my tinfoil hat.

Many people do not understand the science behind tinfoil hattery. Some argue that the shiny side should be out and others say shiny side in. The poor dolts do not understand the basic science.

One should wear the shiny side OUT to block the government transmissions INTO your brain while they mind-control you. Wear it shiny side IN to keep the bastiges from reading your thoughts.

Obviously a double layer is required for complete control.

Not all of the cognoscenti who wear double layered hats know yet another important detail. The shiny side IN layer should be on the inside and the shiny side OUT layer on the outside for maximum protection.

This message a public service...

I see you've been talking to my girlfriend's mother...

I see that I have won over many converts. Three years or more ago, it was hard to find any foil hat wearers. If I keep on, I'll have y'all chewing sweetgum sap and smoking rabbit tobacco----that really messes up the brain waves the guvimmint bastiges are trying to intercept.

Speaking of the guvinmint, a big cargo plane flew by the pier yesterday with the tailgate, or whatever you call it, down. There was some speculation as to what kind of payload it might have delivered but Rick said they do that all the time to clear out the air when the pilot farts---blows straight through with the windshield propped open.

I saw that thursday (my last day on the pier ( waited for you, then came back by twice to say goodbye, the third I missed you) your car was gone

Originally Posted by Haywire

If anybody can correctly pronounce those parasite names, I'll buy them a big mackerel milkshake.

Can I get it in malt flavor? ;D