Thread: Alabama football

Originally Posted by PurpleNGold

Our D isn't where it was last year but I have no doubt Chavis will have them ready real quick with these conference games coming up.

y'all got one of the best in John Chavis. I wish he was still in Knoxville.

Originally Posted by stik

y'all got one of the best in John Chavis. I wish he was still in Knoxville.

You got that right Stik, he's defiantly good at what he does. They say he's just as good as of a guy off the field too. A damn good recruiter too!

how do you circumsize an alabama fan?>>>>>>kick his cousin in the jaw!!

i heard an alabama alum's house caught fire,(almost took out the whole trailer park)!!

RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR:1. When playing the polio patients, the Tigers must not disconnect leg braces.2. When playing the girl scouts, the Tigers must not eat their cookies.3. When playing the blind academy, the Tigers must not hide the football under their jerseys.4. When playing the Korean War Amputees, the Tigers must not file any protests about players with one leg being hard to tackle.RULES SAME AS LAST YEAR:1. A touchdown, (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line for you Tiger fans), is still worth 21 points for the Tigers.2. The Tigers will play with 27 men on the field.3. The Tigers will be allowed to use band members for substitutes.4. The Tigers will be allowed 20 time-outs.5. A first down for the Tigers is 3 yards.

What do Auburn Tigers and Billy Graham have in common?... They both can make 75,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ"

Where do you go in Auburn in case of a tornado?... To the football field- they never get a touchdown there!

What do you call an Auburn player with a National Championship ring?... A thief

its funny cause you copy and pasted DA typical bama has to look up jokes on the internet