So... I was sitting out at the smoke shed at work earlier today and some old codger starting going on about his love of fishing.
After a little while, others joined the conversation. One was a woman who loved fishing, but hated eating fish (wtf?).
She started complaining about how her husband would sometimes cook some up and it "stunk up the whole house" (complete with nasty look on her face).

The old codger responded, "We keep telling the women to stop swimming in the lake because we can't get the smell off of the fish.

True story!