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    Medicare Part G

    This should give you a chuckle or two

    Medicare Part G

    You are an older senior citizen and you can no longer take care of yourself and need Long Term Care, but the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you, what do you do?

    You may opt for Medicare Part G.

    The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G for gun) and one bullet. You may then shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the health care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered! As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!

    And, who is paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can’t afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don’t have to pay taxes.

    Is this a great country or what?

    Now that you have solved your senior Long-Term Care problem, enjoy the rest of the week!
    If you are going to fight, fight like you are the third monkey on the ramp to Noah's ark and brother, it's starting to rain!

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    We took a cruise couple weeks ago and heard of a woman that has booked a room on one of the ships full time. She said it was cheaper than a nursing home and the service was way better.
    ironman172 and jollymon like this.

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    The counter is from a company who sells long term care insurance - lol.

    I think I like jollymon's take on it better.

    I also hope that when the time comes for the no go years, I can take a little walk and not come back. Not interested in hurting anyone, just won't be interested in being here any more.

 

 

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