Thread: Me and the IRS...
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01-04-2013, 09:54 AM #1
Me and the IRS...
Me and the IRS...
I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?" I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate.” Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HECK DID I MISS?
[img width=60 height=44]http://i47.tinypic.com/2jhcuu.jpg[/img]Bill..............
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01-04-2013, 12:16 PM #2
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Re: Me and the IRS...
[quote author=ironman172 link=topic=2465.msg22347#msg22347 date=1357311245]
... I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HECK DID I MISS?
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100 senators, 435 congressmen, and 6 delegates to the House of Representatives,
9 Supreme Court Judges, 2.65 MILLION Executive Branch Federal Employees, etc. etc.
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01-04-2013, 03:29 PM #3
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We can all enjoy the tax hike on our first payroll checks, 5.8%.
And then will come all the new taxes associated with ObummerCare.
Geewhiz, I bet they opted themselves out of all this crap :violent
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01-04-2013, 04:56 PM #4
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You did forget that family who lives in "our" White House and loves multimillion dollar vacations to Hawaii each Christmas.............
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01-04-2013, 06:41 PM #5
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so sorry.....my memory has been fading some recently :boohoo:
Bill..............
I’ll be sliding into town March 10-14. Can you have it warm and sunny for me then? And also, how about having the fish biting??? :D
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