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    Me and the IRS...

    Me and the IRS...

    I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?" I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate.” Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HECK DID I MISS?

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    Bill..............

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    Re: Me and the IRS...

    [quote author=ironman172 link=topic=2465.msg22347#msg22347 date=1357311245]
    ... I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HECK DID I MISS?
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    100 senators, 435 congressmen, and 6 delegates to the House of Representatives,
    9 Supreme Court Judges, 2.65 MILLION Executive Branch Federal Employees, etc. etc.
    ad naseum :
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    Re: Me and the IRS...

    We can all enjoy the tax hike on our first payroll checks, 5.8%.
    And then will come all the new taxes associated with ObummerCare.

    Geewhiz, I bet they opted themselves out of all this crap :violent
    I despise and fear our Federal Government, News Media and School Systems.
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    Never, under any circumstances, ever become a refugee.
    Die if you must, but die on your home turf with your face to the wind, not in some stinking hellhole 2,000 kilometers away, among people you neither know nor care about.

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    Re: Me and the IRS...

    You did forget that family who lives in "our" White House and loves multimillion dollar vacations to Hawaii each Christmas.............

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    Re: Me and the IRS...

    so sorry.....my memory has been fading some recently :boohoo:
    Bill..............

 

 

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