Live Bait Buckets and weddings
Apparently, there is a huge employment opportunity for senior citizens delivering wedding cakes and lidless buckets of live bait. That is the only reason I can think of for the way they are driving on the local roads. For some, it can take up to a full minute to make a right hand turn off the main road, almost coming to a complete stop before beginning to gradually drift to the right, thus insuring that the four-tier wedding cake in the back seat doesn't turn over.
Others drive so slowly that it is difficult to distinguish full speed ahead from a full emergency stop.
Before anybody gets their @ss up in the air and their tail over the footboard, let me point out that I am qualified to gesture and laugh at these auld foarts because I are one and am aware of the effect that gray hair has on brain cells. ---But, I sure would like to have some of these people deliver my live shrimp to the pier. There would positively be no spillage from the bucket. I would never qualify for this kind of position---I'm in too big a hurry to get to the pier and start fishing.:confused:
