Hello!! Gordon's Pizza ( Or this our new World)

**jollymon** · 07-24-2017, 06:16 PM

Hello! Gordon's
> Pizza?
>
> - No sir this is
> Google's Pizza.
>
> - Sorry, I must have
> dialed a wrong number.
>
> - No sir, Google bought
> out Gordon's Pizza a short while ago.
>
> - OK. Take my order
> please.
>
> - OK sir, would you like
> your usual?
>
> - The usual? You know
> me?
>
> -
> According to our caller-ID database, your last 12 orders were for
> pizza with cheese and sausage toppings, thick crust and crisp.
>
> - OK! That's
> it..
>
> -
> May I suggest this time you add ricotta, arugula with dry tomato
> toppings?
>
> - What? I hate
> vegetables.
>
> -
> Your cholesterol is not good, sir.
>
> - How do you know
> that?
>
> - We cross-matched your
> phone number with your name and your online medical portal. We have
> the result of your blood tests for the past 7 years.
>
> - Okay, but I do not
> want those toppings, I already take medicine ..
>
> - Excuse me, but you
> have not taken your medicine regularly. We can see from our database,
> 4 months ago, you only purchased a box with 30 cholesterol tablets at
> CVS.
>
> - I bought more from
> another pharmacy.
>
> - Such a transaction is
> not showing in your credit card account.
>
> - I paid in
> cash.
>
> - But you did not
> withdraw that much cash according to your recent bank statement.
>
> - I have another source
> of cash.
>
> -
> That is not showing as per your latest tax return unless you obtained
> it from an undeclared income source.
>
> WHAT ?
>
> -
> "I'm sorry, sir, we use such information only with the intention of
> helping you.
>
> -
> Enough! I'm sick of Google, Facebook, Twitter, Whats App. I'm going to
> an Island without internet, cable TV, where there is no cell phone
> service and no one to spy on me.
>
> -
> "I understand sir but you'll need to renew your passport first as it
> expired 6 weeks ago.
>