
Thread: Advice from a old farmer
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05-04-2017, 02:39 PM #1
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Advice from a old farmer
Something to think about , Not my work but it was worth borrowing
Advice from An Old Farmer
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.
Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
Words that soak into your ears are whispered… not yelled.
Meanness don’t jes’ happen overnight.
Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.
Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
It don’t take a very big person to carry a grudge.
You cannot unsay a cruel word.
Every path has a few puddles.
When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
The best sermons are lived, not preached.
Most of the stuff people worry about ain’t never gonna happen anyway.
Don’t judge folks by their relatives.
Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
Live a good, honorable life… Then when you get older and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second time.
Don ‘t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t bothering you none.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain dance.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’.
Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin’.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back in.
If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around..
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you.
Most times, it just gets down to common sense.If you are going to fight, fight like you are the third monkey on the ramp to Noah's ark and brother, it's starting to rain!
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05-04-2017, 06:01 PM #2
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I love the part about "don't pick a fight with an old man"!
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05-04-2017, 06:42 PM #3
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I wish these words were plastered in my brain at all times, but they are not.
Last edited by john g; 05-05-2017 at 05:45 AM.
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05-04-2017, 07:00 PM #4
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That should be added to this list John!
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05-05-2017, 08:31 AM #5
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My favorite, Most times, it just gets down to common sense.
If you are going to fight, fight like you are the third monkey on the ramp to Noah's ark and brother, it's starting to rain!
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05-05-2017, 10:04 AM #6
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Best thing I've read lately!
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05-05-2017, 04:30 PM #7
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Good stuff! I heard the old man saying as if you fight an old man and he whips your butt you'll never live it down. If you whip his, all you've done is beat up an old man. You're a loser either way.
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05-05-2017, 06:01 PM #8
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The way I heard it was "Never pick a fight with a man too old to fight. He'll shoot your a$$."
There's a country music song there somewhere.People are shocked to see sharks in the water around here.
If you see natural water taste it. If it's salty it has sharks in it. If it's fresh it has alligators in it. If it's brackish it has both.
I’ll be sliding into town March 10-14. Can you have it warm and sunny for me then? And also, how about having the fish biting??? :D
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