Thread: Haywire Spit

Available now at a sporting goods store near you (or should be)!

It is well known that Haywire spit on a live shrimp will drive fish crazy.

All Haywire Spit is collected directly from Haywire during the peak of the Spring Spanish Mackerel run.
After collection is hermetically sealed in mayonnaise jars.
Bottled and stored in a Yeti cooler it is sold fresh that season only.

Taking orders for delivery at the pier picnic only $19.95 per bottle with free shipping. But wait, act within the next 30 minutes and we will double your order. Just pay additional delivery fee of $19.95.

Look or ask at your favorite tackle store!!!

Sorry I can't get a larger picture to upload. Did this one on "tinypics"

Soon, I'll be coming out with a variation that includes tobacco juice and ghost pepper extract. Each bottle will come with a snatch hook so you can get the ones that are temporarily stunned when they come window shopping. (The key is that the tobacco juice is from a recently discovered cache of Brown's Mule Chewing Tobacco that was unearthed in the ruins of a long-abandoned General Store east of Bugtussle, AL)

I suggest a complete line of Haywire Products:

Haywire's "Fishermen's Tears" Designed for fishermen with chronic dry eye on days where there's just nothing down there.

Haywire's "Cross Your Heart Suspenders" designed to lift and separate!

Haywire's "Bait B Gon" It's actually just a hook.

Haywire's "Pier Svengali" Fisherman's handbook on mesmerizing desirable game fish.

Haywire Dance Lessons, where he teaches, "The Haywire Twist".

Haywire's Book "101 uses for remoras" 100 of those uses involve sticking them to things.

Haywire U-Tube video series. Proper selection, feeding, training and pocket holster for the North American Pier Mouse.

I'd buy some Haywire spit.....
Does it have an expiration or is it like honey?

Originally Posted by Mr. Cleland

I'd buy some Haywire spit.....
Does it have an expiration or is it like honey?

Gets grainy and coarse with age?

Originally Posted by eym_sirius

I suggest a complete line of Haywire Products:

Haywire's "Fishermen's Tears" Designed for fishermen with chronic dry eye on days where there's just nothing down there.

Haywire's "Cross Your Heart Suspenders" designed to lift and separate!

Haywire's "Bait B Gon" It's actually just a hook.

Haywire's "Pier Svengali" Fisherman's handbook on mesmerizing desirable game fish.

Haywire Dance Lessons, where he teaches, "The Haywire Twist".

Haywire's Book "101 uses for remoras" 100 of those uses involve sticking them to things.

You forgot the Striper Diaper- for those times when the fishing is just too good to miss, even for a trip to the bathrooms. Not sure if that's a Haywire product though...

Oh man - anything that ends in diaper is just too much for me.

Originally Posted by crazynewts

Haywire U-Tube video series. Proper selection, feeding, training and pocket holster for the North American Pier Mouse.

Now that, that was funny and 100% Haywire.